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My housewives superlatives...

MOST DEVOID OF A FOREHEAD—— Theresa (New Jersey)

THE BIGGEST OVERREACTOR——-CAROLINE (NEW JERSEY)

PERSON WHO MOST NEEDS TO EAT A BISCUIT- Bethenny (New York)

THE WORST MOM——TIE between Jaqueline (NJ) and Theresa (NJ)—the TWO that are currently pregnant…

BEST MOM—Jill (New York)

BEST DRESSED—-“THE COUNTESS”-Luanne (New York)

BIGGEST LIAR ABOUT “NO BOOB JOB/just a lift”—Bethenney (New York)

BEST BODY- Gretchen (OC)

UGLIEST CAST - ATLANTA (with NJ in a close second place)

BEST ALL AROUND CAST (looks, brains, sophistication)- NEW YORK

MOST LIKELY PACKING A PENIS-Kelly (New York)

LOWEST IQ (BY FAR!!!!) THERESA (NJ)

MOST INTOLERABLE AND UGLIEST- Vicki (OC)

MOST BOTOX- Danielle (NJ)

CRAZIEST— Ramona (New Jersey)

BEST UNDER PRESSURE- “THE COUNTESS”- Luanne (New York)

MOB TIES- The entire cast of New Jersey

I could do this ALL DAY LONG……

Real Housewives Superlatives.

markyb:

jackieheartsb:

jeralyndwile:

The city with the most mature/productive cast: New York City

The strangest couple: Alex and Simon (from New York City)

The city with the most fake boobs: Orange County

The craziest/most neuoritc cast member: Vicki (from OC)

The best actor: Gretchen (from OC)

The best dressed: Bethenny (from New York City)

The one with the best hair: Laurie (from OC), Lisa (from Atlanta)

The most annoying: Danielle (from New Jersey)

The most wise: Caroline (from New Jersey)

The most spoiled children: Theresea (from New Jersey)

The most honest: Mimi (from Atlanta)

The most addicted to botox/plastic surgery: Tamra (from OC)

The best relationship (girlfriends): Bethenny and Jill

What’s your list?

I don’t really have he huge wealth of information about past seasons, but I would like to argue Caroline as most wise. I think she’s a pretty smart lady, but she is so full of herself and sure she is right that she comes off as ignorant half the time. She always speaks in these weird phrases that I guess are supposed to sound profound, but really just make her sound like a typical Jersey mom.

I think most wise is probably Jacqueline. There is something about being honest to yourself and having your priorities straight that can make someone very wise. Asking for advice can be the wisest thing in most situations and I just don’t see Caroline ever taking that step.

MOST DEVOID OF A FOREHEAD—— Theresa (New Jersey)

THE BIGGEST OVERREACTOR——-CAROLINE (NEW JERSEY)

THE WORST MOM——TIE between Jaqueline (NJ) and Theresa (NJ)—the TWO that are currently pregnant…

BEST MOM—Jill (New York)

BEST DRESSED—-“THE COUNTESS”-Luanne (New York)

BIGGEST LIAR ABOUT “NO BOOB JOB/just a lift”—Bethenney (New York)

BEST BODY- Gretchen (OC)

UGLIEST CAST- ATLANTA

BEST ALL AROUND CAST (looks, brains, sophistication)- NEW YORK

MOST LIKELY PACKING A PENIS-Kelly (New York)

LOWEST IQ (BY FAR!!!!) THERESA (NJ)

MOST INTOLERABLE AND UGLIEST- Vicki (OC)

MOST BOTOX- Danielle (NJ)

CRAZIEST— Ramonia (New Jersey)

BEST UNDER PRESSURE- “THE COUNTESS”- Luanne (New York)

MOB TIES- The entire cast of New Jersey

I could do this ALL DAY LONG……

loonachic:

I do horrible shit all the time, but don’t feel bad about it until it’s too late to fix it.

Someone was being a slob by leaving shit all over the the common area of our building, so I picked up their shit (piles of shoes, umbrellas, bags, garbage, a vacuum, and various other junky shit), threw it away, and left a note telling the person that our common living space isn’t a junk yard. Be neat or get the F out.

Again… Why do I feel compelled to make people suffer for being douchebags?

Argh.